>>>CHANGES HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE ROSTER! CHECK AT THE BOTTOM!!!<<<

Hello and welcome to this humble abode.

Make yourselves comfortable, if you will.

Would you like to tell us how you got here? It would be nice...

Was it by reference, or was it by some experimentation with names?

Scuttlebutt... or charade?

In any case, please make yourself/selves at home. There will be no intolerance for anything but a gloomy personality or the odd spoilsport.

If you're stopping by, please leave your hellos and whathaveyous when you go, and give your farewells when coming in...

If you want to become a part of the "idiot squad", here's what you'll be having to do:

>Have "Jester" in your title

AND

>Ask for a ridiculous-looking hat (it's ugly, so we're trying to force it on some sucker. Keeps coming back to haunt us, for some reason...)

If you DON'T have "Jester" in your title, you're going to have to get APPROVED.

*boos from random parts of the guild hall*

Well, it IS the rules! Now quiet down. I need to distract myself...

Ah! Yes: how to get APPROVED! *more boos* Cram it IGOR...

Ahem: you need to talk to the various "big cheeses" (a.k.a.: random losers) of this guild to get "in". Don't ask for the hat... we only use that on suckers...

Instead, you must talk them into handing over some silly object, like an official seal or something. I don't know why we need more dwarf walruses around here, but it's part of being a guild or whatever...

XNOT IN EFFECT!X Inanycase,youmustgeteitherapprovedbythebigdoogushi mself,~Jester-of-the-Clown,orabouttwoorfortyofhisclosestfriendorrel ativesorthreeoftheregularnimrodsaroundhe re...XXPUT ON HOLD UNTIL WE HAVE PUDDING!X

However, we have a policy: NO WIERDOS.

So, if you're a WEIRDO, please politiely allow us drive you from this place with pointy sticks and whoopee cushions...

If you've been accepted and aren't a WEIRDO, you're in!

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Guild Roster~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Every guild has an official-looking roster, so here's OURS:

WEIRDOS: ,

Morons: NONE YET!

Lackeys: Still being filled...

ASSisstants:

Bruisers:

Advisors: NONE YET!

Clowns: NONE YET!

Nutcases: NONE YET!

Midgets: NONE YET!

Wise Asses:

Jackasses: NONE YET!

Asses: NONE YETY!

Jesters-at-Arms:

Jesters-in-Training: NONE YET!

The Jester:


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It's fairly obvious a guild cannot be run by three people. It's not FUN. We've basically sat around, twiddling our thumbs whilst all the other kiddies got their laughs.

We need more members! Find anyone who feels like it! Besides, all those slots look so lonely...

This is directly from The Jester, who wishes you all*cough*both*aherm* good luck! Go out and FOBSPEED!!